Beauty & Humor in All Their Forms

GPOY. (Patrick, not the booty)

GPOY. (Patrick, not the booty)

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via spaghetttikat)

jackfrostciicle:

whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots:

living-on:

thecurl-istheword:

ariegogetit:

b0otyclap:

solarselection:

fuckablogname:

THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!

This hurt my heart

THE GAS PRICES

That sprite remix tho..

OH MY GOD FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH

FRUITOPIA WAS MY SHIT

I tried so hard to find that damn purple ketchup again.

the gas prices make me want to punch babies

I used to be able to drive home from school on 27 cents worth of gas. I’m old.

(via blackcomicbookguy)

missellacronin:

Karen Gillan - Not Another Happy Ending

Help

(Source: communified, via cassandracomplexxx)

“A smoker would theoretically have to consume nearly fifteen hundred pounds of marijuana within about 15 minutes to induce a lethal response… In strict medical terms, marijuana is far safer than many of the foods we commonly consume. For example, eating ten raw potatoes can result in a toxic response. By comparison, it is physically impossible to eat enough marijuana to induce death.”
— Francis L. Young, Former Chief Administrative Law Judge (DEA)

Is this a challenge?

(Source: thehighermind, via goblin-juice)

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

(via funkasauraussex)

spookyspiders:

awardweiner:

Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough

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(via beyondthebooty)

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via raccoon-god)

tmpls:

ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

Literally me.

atomic-glitter:

Anyone who talks about teenage girls like they’re somehow exceptionally annoying and immature has either never met or actively ignores teenage boys and their shenanigans.

…or is a teenage boy, at least in mentality

(via chubby-bunnies)