Beauty & Humor in All Their Forms

illhater:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

illhater:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

(Source: donniemadness, via araxielangley)

homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

Gazpacho de Valencia.

(Source: plr2, via beyondthebooty)

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

(via sque2013)

-teesa-:

7.23.14

George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.

Lest we forget

(via off-key23)

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

(via write-your-sins-on-my-skin)

lifeofsunny:

juxtaimposition:

I don’t understand self-described feminists who also reblog and post Game of Thrones stuff. You do realize Khal Drogos is a serial rapist of his own wife, right?

actually in the book he doesn’t rape his wife. The first night they make love they just sit there for awhile. She upbraids his hair and they have a sweet moment. She put his hand on her wetness… It was completely sensual. The series doesn’t show that.

I’m not seeing posts of excerpts from the book. I’m seeing gifsets of her pained expressions as he rapes her with captions like “So hotttt” from tumblr users who, 3 posts earlier, classified all men as misogynistic pieces of shit.

“I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.”
Uma Thurman (via dissapolnted)

(Source: feellng, via cowardlylips)